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This business I'm calling

This business I'm calling

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only problems. Because forget about crime. The biggest battle is what's inside.

only problems. Because forget about crime. The biggest battle is what's inside.

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So people in life have,

So people in life have,

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basically, the same five problems.

basically, the same five problems.

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Health, wealth,

Health, wealth,

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relationships,

relationships,

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happiness,

happiness,

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purpose in life,

purpose in life,

00:17

Everybody's got the same five problems. Right? That's the dirty secret. I saw Tony Robbins once he goes, I've helped four million people in these seminars twenty two years. And guess what? People have five problems.

Everybody's got the same five problems. Right? That's the dirty secret. I saw Tony Robbins once he goes, I've helped four million people in these seminars twenty two years. And guess what? People have five problems.

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And he goes, if you think, whoa, is me, if you think it's a big burden on you, guess what? In this room right now, probably five hundred other people who have, you know, the this can have the same problem as you whether it's with their their their husband or their kids or their parents or their health or whatever.

And he goes, if you think, whoa, is me, if you think it's a big burden on you, guess what? In this room right now, probably five hundred other people who have, you know, the this can have the same problem as you whether it's with their their their husband or their kids or their parents or their health or whatever.

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And so a lot of people need therapy, but guess what? A lot of people aren't going to therapy. It's too taboo. It's too expensive.

And so a lot of people need therapy, but guess what? A lot of people aren't going to therapy. It's too taboo. It's too expensive.

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Too vulnerable. They don't wanna do it. People would rather sit on Netflix and just watch reality TV for distraction and entertainment.

Too vulnerable. They don't wanna do it. People would rather sit on Netflix and just watch reality TV for distraction and entertainment.

00:58

Wait a minute. Is that a great idea?

Wait a minute. Is that a great idea?

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Is that a great idea I just heard? Yes. It is. You turn therapy into entertainment. So it's called only problems. It's only fans for therapy.

Is that a great idea I just heard? Yes. It is. You turn therapy into entertainment. So it's called only problems. It's only fans for therapy.

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And here's how it works.

And here's how it works.

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You are going to,

You are going to,

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you pay a monthly subscription and you get to sit in, fly on the wall style to somebody going through an actual therapy session with the problem that you have. Right? The the the area of your life that you're most curious about. You can go listen to somebody vent about their relationships, about their problems, about their career problems, whatever it is, they're getting real therapy,

you pay a monthly subscription and you get to sit in, fly on the wall style to somebody going through an actual therapy session with the problem that you have. Right? The the the area of your life that you're most curious about. You can go listen to somebody vent about their relationships, about their problems, about their career problems, whatever it is, they're getting real therapy,

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but they get it subsidized. So they get cheap therapy, maybe free therapy,

but they get it subsidized. So they get cheap therapy, maybe free therapy,

01:36

because there's twenty five people, anonymous people who don't know their identity. You don't know the you don't know the listeners' identity. That get to listen in

because there's twenty five people, anonymous people who don't know their identity. You don't know the you don't know the listeners' identity. That get to listen in

01:44

and they get to back channel talk a little shit in the chat. You don't get to see that. And,

and they get to back channel talk a little shit in the chat. You don't get to see that. And,

01:49

they get to sit in on a therapy session. Therapists get more clients,

they get to sit in on a therapy session. Therapists get more clients,

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people get more help, and other people get kind of secondhand smoke help by being in the crowd and getting to listen to. They get the entertainment and they get help.

people get more help, and other people get kind of secondhand smoke help by being in the crowd and getting to listen to. They get the entertainment and they get help.

02:08

Alright. So we're here. We're gonna do

Alright. So we're here. We're gonna do

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a fan favorite,

a fan favorite,

02:13

the drunk ideas episode. This this episode started

the drunk ideas episode. This this episode started

02:17

when I had some business ideas that

when I had some business ideas that

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I'll admit it. I knew they were bad, but they weren't all bad. They were bad good, and bad good is a separate thing altogether.

I'll admit it. I knew they were bad, but they weren't all bad. They were bad good, and bad good is a separate thing altogether.

02:27

Bad good. How do you explain bad good? You know what I mean when I say that. Right? Yeah. It's like the lady who sells farts in a jar. Like, when you're telling someone about it, you're like, that's

Bad good. How do you explain bad good? You know what I mean when I say that. Right? Yeah. It's like the lady who sells farts in a jar. Like, when you're telling someone about it, you're like, that's

02:37

That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. And then she makes five hundred thousand dollars. Have you seen that lady?

That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. And then she makes five hundred thousand dollars. Have you seen that lady?

02:41

Yeah. Yeah. This this idea is, like, the beefy five burrito

Yeah. Yeah. This this idea is, like, the beefy five burrito

02:45

at, at Taco Bell. It's bad good. And so so so, basically, these are ideas that I know are not great.

at, at Taco Bell. It's bad good. And so so so, basically, these are ideas that I know are not great.

02:54

But there's some nugget of gold in them. There's some truth to them.

But there's some nugget of gold in them. There's some truth to them.

02:58

And so they need to be said. And so, you know, I think being drunk is like air cover to saying some silly stupid things.

And so they need to be said. And so, you know, I think being drunk is like air cover to saying some silly stupid things.

03:05

Neither of us, I mean, I don't drink. Sam doesn't drink. When's the last time you drank? Like, ten years ago? Ten eight years ago. When was last time you drank?

Neither of us, I mean, I don't drink. Sam doesn't drink. When's the last time you drank? Like, ten years ago? Ten eight years ago. When was last time you drank?

03:13

Well, I I'm not, like, you know, I don't have, like, my sobriety coin or whatever the hell. Like, I just, like, I just generally, I generally don't drink. It's not, like, I'm not a dorker. I have no problem.

Well, I I'm not, like, you know, I don't have, like, my sobriety coin or whatever the hell. Like, I just, like, I just generally, I generally don't drink. It's not, like, I'm not a dorker. I have no problem.

03:23

Yeah.

Yeah.

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Yeah. You should lie and say you did.

Yeah. You should lie and say you did.

03:28

No. No. No. I didn't I didn't have overcome this. I just kinda got older. Like

No. No. No. I didn't I didn't have overcome this. I just kinda got older. Like

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so And and and and the best drug idea last time

so And and and and the best drug idea last time

03:39

I still think about it all the time was called the really long distance girlfriend,

I still think about it all the time was called the really long distance girlfriend,

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which was a service where you just text a lady and she just becomes your companion, but you never actually see her she's just a really long distance girlfriend.

which was a service where you just text a lady and she just becomes your companion, but you never actually see her she's just a really long distance girlfriend.

03:52

And she's the best kind of girlfriend. She's only supportive. Why? Cause she's paid?

And she's the best kind of girlfriend. She's only supportive. Why? Cause she's paid?

03:56

That's it. She's paid to be great. And so you don't have to and you don't have to be great. You don't have to be a great boyfriend. She's just a great girlfriend.

That's it. She's paid to be great. And so you don't have to and you don't have to be great. You don't have to be a great boyfriend. She's just a great girlfriend.

04:04

But down at distance. And so she's a really great girlfriend for, like, a lot of people. And,

But down at distance. And so she's a really great girlfriend for, like, a lot of people. And,

04:09

you know, I should set up a call center in the Ukraine because I think that idea still has legs.

you know, I should set up a call center in the Ukraine because I think that idea still has legs.

04:13

Alright. So let's do we so this time, last time it was just me, this time we both were supposed to do this.

Alright. So let's do we so this time, last time it was just me, this time we both were supposed to do this.

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How was this for you? I I'm good. It was fun. Ideas. How are you? All of my I've I've got a few. But some of them are actually look like good ideas, and some of them are not even that but I've got a couple. I've got a few, but I want you to start.

How was this for you? I I'm good. It was fun. Ideas. How are you? All of my I've I've got a few. But some of them are actually look like good ideas, and some of them are not even that but I've got a couple. I've got a few, but I want you to start.

04:32

So so you only have just a few ideas or bad bad ideas?

So so you only have just a few ideas or bad bad ideas?

04:36

No. I've got a couple good ones. Most of mine are things that already kind of exist, and I'm,

No. I've got a couple good ones. Most of mine are things that already kind of exist, and I'm,

04:41

shocked that they work, and I and I have what those are.

shocked that they work, and I and I have what those are.

04:44

Alright. Alright. And so, alright. So pitch well, well, we're gonna pitch each other these. I don't know what yours are. You don't know what mine are. We're gonna pitch each other these. And then Ben, producer, Ben, young, powerful producer, Ben,

Alright. Alright. And so, alright. So pitch well, well, we're gonna pitch each other these. I don't know what yours are. You don't know what mine are. We're gonna pitch each other these. And then Ben, producer, Ben, young, powerful producer, Ben,

04:56

man of god, Ben, Ben, who can still dunk, and we're gonna see it this weekend, Ben. He's gonna be the judge at the end. You're gonna give us the the the best and the worst ideas. You know, you can give us the winner and the honorable mention. Alright.

man of god, Ben, Ben, who can still dunk, and we're gonna see it this weekend, Ben. He's gonna be the judge at the end. You're gonna give us the the the best and the worst ideas. You know, you can give us the winner and the honorable mention. Alright.

05:09

I'll go first. Can I go first? Yeah. You're gonna end up going first and second and fourth and fifth probably.

I'll go first. Can I go first? Yeah. You're gonna end up going first and second and fourth and fifth probably.

05:16

Yeah.

Yeah.

05:17

It's like a fantasy draft where I'm three of the teams.

It's like a fantasy draft where I'm three of the teams.

05:21

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Okay.

05:22

So, alright. The first idea, Sam, it's called

So, alright. The first idea, Sam, it's called

05:26

hideaway.

hideaway.

05:27

Alright. Let me I'm gonna ask you a question. You need to think of the scariest things in the world. Maybe you're thinking about snakes, maybe the public speaking,

Alright. Let me I'm gonna ask you a question. You need to think of the scariest things in the world. Maybe you're thinking about snakes, maybe the public speaking,

05:35

the the right that's we've heard those studies. But public speaking,

the the right that's we've heard those studies. But public speaking,

05:38

is sort of silly. Nobody's actually afraid of public speaking. They're afraid of afraid of public humiliation.

is sort of silly. Nobody's actually afraid of public speaking. They're afraid of afraid of public humiliation.

05:44

And there's no

And there's no

05:45

greater humiliation than digital humiliation I'm talking about

greater humiliation than digital humiliation I'm talking about

05:49

you're in a work presentation and you try to share your screen and you still got a tab open from last night. You know, that's that's public humiliation.

you're in a work presentation and you try to share your screen and you still got a tab open from last night. You know, that's that's public humiliation.

05:56

But the worst one,

But the worst one,

05:58

is if somebody just takes your phone and opens it up and you don't know where they're gonna go with it. You don't know what they're gonna open. And the most I think the most And, like, when they go to your browser, and the first

is if somebody just takes your phone and opens it up and you don't know where they're gonna go with it. You don't know what they're gonna open. And the most I think the most And, like, when they go to your browser, and the first

06:09

letter they're gonna type in starts with a p, and you're like, what's gonna auto bill? What's gonna auto bill?

letter they're gonna type in starts with a p, and you're like, what's gonna auto bill? What's gonna auto bill?

06:15

Please, Lumbies. You have good PBS recently. Yeah. And so,

Please, Lumbies. You have good PBS recently. Yeah. And so,

06:22

so

so

06:23

what's the definition of pork chapel.

what's the definition of pork chapel.

06:27

So what hideaway does is it takes the sensitive parts of it. And this is our first product. Right? We're we're really all about preventing digital humiliation, but our first product, our keynote product,

So what hideaway does is it takes the sensitive parts of it. And this is our first product. Right? We're we're really all about preventing digital humiliation, but our first product, our keynote product,

06:38

the iPhone of our mix.

the iPhone of our mix.

06:40

Is a private camera roll. So it's actually gonna combine two of my favorite ideas. So, one, we solve the pain of somebody taking your phone or you're trying to show them a photo, but you're scrolling through your camera roll of all your photos, which is ridiculous,

Is a private camera roll. So it's actually gonna combine two of my favorite ideas. So, one, we solve the pain of somebody taking your phone or you're trying to show them a photo, but you're scrolling through your camera roll of all your photos, which is ridiculous,

06:54

a ridiculous invasion of privacy.

a ridiculous invasion of privacy.

06:56

And one of my favorite ideas on something I've always wanted growing up was in a movie, you see those secret, you know, rich people have a they have a room in their house with a secret bookcase.

And one of my favorite ideas on something I've always wanted growing up was in a movie, you see those secret, you know, rich people have a they have a room in their house with a secret bookcase.

07:05

So they, you know, they pull the fourth book on this on the second shelf and a and a secret door emerges. So it's that. It's a secret bookcase. It's a Murphy door for your for your,

So they, you know, they pull the fourth book on this on the second shelf and a and a secret door emerges. So it's that. It's a secret bookcase. It's a Murphy door for your for your,

07:14

phone.

phone.

07:15

It is hideaway. And so what is it? It's basically

It is hideaway. And so what is it? It's basically

07:18

a camera and a camera roll that is private and kept separate from your main camera and camera roll. So you open up the app. It's disguised to look like a harmless app. It looks like an Amazon Kindle app. It's like a book book shelf.

a camera and a camera roll that is private and kept separate from your main camera and camera roll. So you open up the app. It's disguised to look like a harmless app. It looks like an Amazon Kindle app. It's like a book book shelf.

07:32

But only when you tap the third, seventh, and eighth books, does it flip over and it's a camera? And then that that camera roll is for your eyes only.

But only when you tap the third, seventh, and eighth books, does it flip over and it's a camera? And then that that camera roll is for your eyes only.

07:42

Hideaway.

Hideaway.

07:42

That's the idea. It could be a calculator app.

That's the idea. It could be a calculator app.

07:45

It could be a a book book reading app. It's gotta be something that looks harmless that even if your parent looked over your shoulder and saw, oh,

It could be a a book book reading app. It's gotta be something that looks harmless that even if your parent looked over your shoulder and saw, oh,

07:53

my son is just browsing the latest books. He's just doing some quick calculations.

my son is just browsing the latest books. He's just doing some quick calculations.

07:58

They don't know that you're actually going to your secret camera roll. Alright. What do you think? Alright. Let me let me elaborate a little bit on this. So do me a favor and are you're on your computer? Go to search

They don't know that you're actually going to your secret camera roll. Alright. What do you think? Alright. Let me let me elaborate a little bit on this. So do me a favor and are you're on your computer? Go to search

08:08

photo vault app.

photo vault app.

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Okay. Photo vault app.

Okay. Photo vault app.

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And use the is the first result

And use the is the first result

08:17

Apple?

Apple?

08:19

No.

No.

08:20

No. The first result I see is private photo vault. Pick safe. And it's literally the icon is incredible. Yeah. You YouTube guy, put the icon of this on the screen. It's a Manila folder.

No. The first result I see is private photo vault. Pick safe. And it's literally the icon is incredible. Yeah. You YouTube guy, put the icon of this on the screen. It's a Manila folder.

08:32

But Photoshop onto it is a giant key lock, and the key is just going directly through the middle of the Manila folder, which is incredible. So this app,

But Photoshop onto it is a giant key lock, and the key is just going directly through the middle of the Manila folder, which is incredible. So this app,

08:41

it it's been reviewed eight hundred and seven thousand times.

it it's been reviewed eight hundred and seven thousand times.

08:47

And it's eighty six in the app store. This app has been around for a while, and I've looked into a fair bit. The founder, his name is William Sidwell, Sideo,

And it's eighty six in the app store. This app has been around for a while, and I've looked into a fair bit. The founder, his name is William Sidwell, Sideo,

08:56

He's based out of Vegas. I can't find much information about this company, but -- And he shouldn't. -- yeah.

He's based out of Vegas. I can't find much information about this company, but -- And he shouldn't. -- yeah.

09:02

He he as I shouldn't, he's done a good job. But I believe he's one of the only employees because I can't find anything on LinkedIn. And an app that's been reviewed eight hundred thousand times. I mean, it must have been downloaded.

He he as I shouldn't, he's done a good job. But I believe he's one of the only employees because I can't find anything on LinkedIn. And an app that's been reviewed eight hundred thousand times. I mean, it must have been downloaded.

09:14

Tens of millions of times, and they have a premium version. In the premium version, they, like, it it does the premium version is, like, fifty bucks a year, and it do and it stores photos and stores documents. It stores all this shit, but what it does is, like, it makes your it makes the app look like a game. And you have to do photo ID and then type in, like, three different passwords in order to get to just the photo vault password.

Tens of millions of times, and they have a premium version. In the premium version, they, like, it it does the premium version is, like, fifty bucks a year, and it do and it stores photos and stores documents. It stores all this shit, but what it does is, like, it makes your it makes the app look like a game. And you have to do photo ID and then type in, like, three different passwords in order to get to just the photo vault password.

09:37

It's pretty interesting. And this app, I've not seen a lot of people online talk about it, but it's kind of a juggernaut, man. It's been around forever. I have to imagine that pictures is one of those popular category in the app store, and this has been ranked eighty six,

It's pretty interesting. And this app, I've not seen a lot of people online talk about it, but it's kind of a juggernaut, man. It's been around forever. I have to imagine that pictures is one of those popular category in the app store, and this has been ranked eighty six,

09:49

it is eighty six now. And I bet you this has been ranked like that for a long, long, long time. It's crazy the amount of reviews this. This is incredible. Yeah. So, you know, so if you go to the Google Play Store, it'll tell you the rate download range. Right? Apple doesn't do that. But on Google Play, this has been downloaded at least ten million times. That's ten million plus. So that means it's above ten, but less than fifty million. That's that range.

it is eighty six now. And I bet you this has been ranked like that for a long, long, long time. It's crazy the amount of reviews this. This is incredible. Yeah. So, you know, so if you go to the Google Play Store, it'll tell you the rate download range. Right? Apple doesn't do that. But on Google Play, this has been downloaded at least ten million times. That's ten million plus. So that means it's above ten, but less than fifty million. That's that range.

10:12

And, and that's just on Google Play, let alone. And we I mean,

And, and that's just on Google Play, let alone. And we I mean,

10:17

you know how I feel about Android.

you know how I feel about Android.

10:18

So, yeah, so we know, you know, I'm already

So, yeah, so we know, you know, I'm already

10:21

I'm already thinking if Google Play

I'm already thinking if Google Play

10:24

if if Google Play is at ten million, you just you know what my boys on Apple are doing. And

if if Google Play is at ten million, you just you know what my boys on Apple are doing. And

10:30

by I don't know why I said that there's a guy in the YouTube comments is always like, dude Sean's always Sean's always got a comment about Android. He just does a laughing emoji, so I decided to make that my thing.

by I don't know why I said that there's a guy in the YouTube comments is always like, dude Sean's always Sean's always got a comment about Android. He just does a laughing emoji, so I decided to make that my thing.

10:39

But I don't really have anything against it, but for the record, I do. Alright. The the key feature of this that I didn't have in my pitch,

But I don't really have anything against it, but for the record, I do. Alright. The the key feature of this that I didn't have in my pitch,

10:47

decoitte password.

decoitte password.

10:48

So, sometimes a nosy person wants into your private photo is in his dummy password.

So, sometimes a nosy person wants into your private photo is in his dummy password.

10:55

That will show you just a random set of safe images and they think they got in. This guy thought of everything, bro. This is amazing. Dude, it's fascinating. So let's just we assume that Google has ten million, which would mean that,

That will show you just a random set of safe images and they think they got in. This guy thought of everything, bro. This is amazing. Dude, it's fascinating. So let's just we assume that Google has ten million, which would mean that,

11:08

Apple probably has five times that. Right? So fifty million. So he's probably has fifty to sixty million downloads ever.

Apple probably has five times that. Right? So fifty million. So he's probably has fifty to sixty million downloads ever.

11:14

If you assume Okay. Yeah.

If you assume Okay. Yeah.

11:16

Well, if he well, if Google is ten million, right? You said it's at least ten. Why would apple be ten why would apple be five times more? There's more Google users. Some more enter users. Well, then maybe my math fucked up. So let's just say it's equal.

Well, if he well, if Google is ten million, right? You said it's at least ten. Why would apple be ten why would apple be five times more? There's more Google users. Some more enter users. Well, then maybe my math fucked up. So let's just say it's equal.

11:28

Let's just say let's just say that it's, twenty million. You don't have to bleep that. He did that with two gs. Fugged up with two cheese. In fact, if your kids are in the car, turn the volume up. That was fine. What he just did. So that was good. Like, fuck this shiv.

Let's just say let's just say that it's, twenty million. You don't have to bleep that. He did that with two gs. Fugged up with two cheese. In fact, if your kids are in the car, turn the volume up. That was fine. What he just did. So that was good. Like, fuck this shiv.

11:42

It's

It's

11:44

good.

good.

11:45

So, like,

So, like,

11:47

if he has twenty or thirty million downloads, do you think I I don't really remember,

if he has twenty or thirty million downloads, do you think I I don't really remember,

11:51

like, app conversion rates. Is it crazy to think that he would have,

like, app conversion rates. Is it crazy to think that he would have,

11:55

a three percent conversion? Is it crazy to think that you would have one million paying,

a three percent conversion? Is it crazy to think that you would have one million paying,

11:59

premium users?

premium users?

12:01

Not crazy. Not crazy.

Not crazy. Not crazy.

12:03

So it's forty dollars, which means this guy has probably gross

So it's forty dollars, which means this guy has probably gross

12:08

in the lifetime, forty million bucks from his premium version. Let's just put it this way. At the bottom of the page, the copyright two thousand eleven to two thousand twenty. Says it's from

in the lifetime, forty million bucks from his premium version. Let's just put it this way. At the bottom of the page, the copyright two thousand eleven to two thousand twenty. Says it's from

12:18

legendary

legendary

12:19

software labs LLC.

software labs LLC.

12:22

And I just got a call from the state of Delaware,

And I just got a call from the state of Delaware,

12:25

And they said there's never been a better better named company. That company name was perfectly appropriate. We've reviewed it. We we we triple stamp the double stamp, and that was correct. This is residary software, and, my drunk idea is validated. Alright. You're up. Alright.

And they said there's never been a better better named company. That company name was perfectly appropriate. We've reviewed it. We we we triple stamp the double stamp, and that was correct. This is residary software, and, my drunk idea is validated. Alright. You're up. Alright.

12:43

I found something that it seems like it came out of, a drunken, like, bar hang out one night. So do me a favor. Go to Santa's Club dot com.

I found something that it seems like it came out of, a drunken, like, bar hang out one night. So do me a favor. Go to Santa's Club dot com.

12:54

Santa's Club. Oh, god. Is this are we going n f NSFW here?

Santa's Club. Oh, god. Is this are we going n f NSFW here?

12:59

No. It's safe. It it it's that it could go either way, but no. That that's actually Everything's safe for work now. We're working it from home, bro. Like, that that's that thing needs to be gone.

No. It's safe. It it it's that it could go either way, but no. That that's actually Everything's safe for work now. We're working it from home, bro. Like, that that's that thing needs to be gone.

13:11

Alright. It's not a good point. Have you seen not not safe for life?

Alright. It's not a good point. Have you seen not not safe for life?

13:17

On your Reddit?

On your Reddit?

13:18

On Reddit, I go to these forums. It'll some of the stuff are tagged,

On Reddit, I go to these forums. It'll some of the stuff are tagged,

13:22

not safe for life. And it's hilarious. It's it's it's a pretty like, it'll be like someone popping a zit, and it says, not not safe for life. Okay. So I'm on Santa's Club.

not safe for life. And it's hilarious. It's it's it's a pretty like, it'll be like someone popping a zit, and it says, not not safe for life. Okay. So I'm on Santa's Club.

13:32

There we go. Thank you.

There we go. Thank you.

13:35

So Santa's Club, it was started in two thousand twenty. This guy named Will,

So Santa's Club, it was started in two thousand twenty. This guy named Will,

13:39

Evilcizer started it. And each year, about fifteen thousand people come to his site, and they spend around seventy five dollars And it only op this business only operates two months out of the year. And Oh my god. Basically, if you go to the if you go to the web what you're gonna see is, like, your typical look at Santa Claus in a studio,

Evilcizer started it. And each year, about fifteen thousand people come to his site, and they spend around seventy five dollars And it only op this business only operates two months out of the year. And Oh my god. Basically, if you go to the if you go to the web what you're gonna see is, like, your typical look at Santa Claus in a studio,

13:59

and he you get to spend fifteen minutes and you do a virtual

and he you get to spend fifteen minutes and you do a virtual

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Santa, sit on his lap, ask what you want for Christmas type of thing for only ten or fifteen minutes. And he's got, like, a studio probably in Nevada where instead of Cam Girls, It's

Santa, sit on his lap, ask what you want for Christmas type of thing for only ten or fifteen minutes. And he's got, like, a studio probably in Nevada where instead of Cam Girls, It's

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just fat santas.

just fat santas.

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And he makes

And he makes

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according to the I read some articles about it. In the first year, he had fifteen thousand visits

according to the I read some articles about it. In the first year, he had fifteen thousand visits

14:23

and prices range from thirty five to seventy five dollars per visit, which means he's doing around five hundred thousand to a million dollars in only two months. If you go to the website now, he's got like a presale.

and prices range from thirty five to seventy five dollars per visit, which means he's doing around five hundred thousand to a million dollars in only two months. If you go to the website now, he's got like a presale.

14:33

It's one hundred percent sold out. You can't buy anymore. The guy's gotta go get more Santa's.

It's one hundred percent sold out. You can't buy anymore. The guy's gotta go get more Santa's.

14:39

Dude, this

Dude, this

14:41

is

is

14:42

this is genius.

this is genius.

14:43

This is hilarious.

This is hilarious.

14:45

This is not even a good bad idea. This is simply a good good idea.

This is not even a good bad idea. This is simply a good good idea.

14:49

So

So

14:50

I like this. I think I kinda like a little bit better cameo

I like this. I think I kinda like a little bit better cameo

14:54

for for Santa's. So I'm gonna I'm gonna give you

for for Santa's. So I'm gonna I'm gonna give you

14:58

I'm gonna give you a little side dish there, which is Santa for Camios for Santos or Samos for Camio. In fact, Steven, he came on the pod, I think. Did he come on the pod? Former Duke guy, built cameo. He needs to just implement this in the cameo this holiday season. Well, this is it's very clear. Santa Santa's Club, they just gotta get the Easter bunny, the tooth fairy, What are the other, like, characters?

I'm gonna give you a little side dish there, which is Santa for Camios for Santos or Samos for Camio. In fact, Steven, he came on the pod, I think. Did he come on the pod? Former Duke guy, built cameo. He needs to just implement this in the cameo this holiday season. Well, this is it's very clear. Santa Santa's Club, they just gotta get the Easter bunny, the tooth fairy, What are the other, like, characters?

15:18

Yeah. That's great. That's what you gotta do.

Yeah. That's great. That's what you gotta do.

15:22

Ben, do you guys got some holidays where you need a little, character of some kind? Yeah. Like a Joseph Smith, like a guy in a beard with, like, eight wives.

Ben, do you guys got some holidays where you need a little, character of some kind? Yeah. Like a Joseph Smith, like a guy in a beard with, like, eight wives.

15:30

We got Pioneer Day. Yeah. Maybe, you know, a Pioneer type dude.

We got Pioneer Day. Yeah. Maybe, you know, a Pioneer type dude.

15:36

That could work.

That could work.

15:38

No. We're just gonna

No. We're just gonna

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We're gonna call it on. We got the Christian holidays. We got we got Eastern Christmas. Sorry. I I can't do more for we're gonna call it fairy ink, and the employees are gonna be the fairies.

We're gonna call it on. We got the Christian holidays. We got we got Eastern Christmas. Sorry. I I can't do more for we're gonna call it fairy ink, and the employees are gonna be the fairies.

15:51

And,

And,

15:52

we're gonna have Easter Bunny, Santa,

we're gonna have Easter Bunny, Santa,

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tooth fairy.

tooth fairy.

15:56

What else is there?

What else is there?

15:58

I I forget what I don't know what else there is. This key case Are we gonna have any copyright issues because that's also what we call morning brew on the download. Oh,

I I forget what I don't know what else there is. This key case Are we gonna have any copyright issues because that's also what we call morning brew on the download. Oh,

16:07

got them.

got them.

16:10

No. This is a good business. It's pretty cool. So it's it off as a drunken idea, but it's actually cool. I have this lady who I have no I think she listens to the podcast and she fretted me on Facebook and she dresses like Elsa, like from Frozen,

No. This is a good business. It's pretty cool. So it's it off as a drunken idea, but it's actually cool. I have this lady who I have no I think she listens to the podcast and she fretted me on Facebook and she dresses like Elsa, like from Frozen,

16:23

and people pay her money to do a call. Like, she, like, has you know, she's like a dizzy, like, cosplay. This is great. It's cosplay

and people pay her money to do a call. Like, she, like, has you know, she's like a dizzy, like, cosplay. This is great. It's cosplay

16:31

But, like, you know, a paid little cameo call or recorded video,

But, like, you know, a paid little cameo call or recorded video,

16:36

that makes a lot of sense to me. Like, I know that's, like, you know, obviously copyright version. But, like, if it wasn't, right, Santa, that's that that's that makes sense. Easter bunny tooth fairy. Those all make sense.

that makes a lot of sense to me. Like, I know that's, like, you know, obviously copyright version. But, like, if it wasn't, right, Santa, that's that that's that makes sense. Easter bunny tooth fairy. Those all make sense.

16:47

That you should be able to do this. You know, and and especially if you did it on demand, somebody could just rip out like hundreds of these in a studio every single day

That you should be able to do this. You know, and and especially if you did it on demand, somebody could just rip out like hundreds of these in a studio every single day

16:56

just being like, oh, Amanda,

just being like, oh, Amanda,

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you know, ho ho, merry Christmas. Your mom wanted me to tell you, you've been doing great job with blah blah blah. See you later.

you know, ho ho, merry Christmas. Your mom wanted me to tell you, you've been doing great job with blah blah blah. See you later.

17:05

Next video. And, like, each one of those is forty dollars a pop.

Next video. And, like, each one of those is forty dollars a pop.

17:10

You know how, like, on webinars, I think you'll see you'll see, like, business webinars, and it'll be, like, Neil Patel, who's on the pod, and it'll be, like, hey, everyone. This is Neil. Are we live? Is this thing working? Is this Han? And it's like

You know how, like, on webinars, I think you'll see you'll see, like, business webinars, and it'll be, like, Neil Patel, who's on the pod, and it'll be, like, hey, everyone. This is Neil. Are we live? Is this thing working? Is this Han? And it's like

17:23

like, it's a recording, but he but he acts like it's real. And you see people in the comments, like, hey, Neil, what's up? And he'll say, like, Hey, Derek from Chicago. How are you? And, like, you know, it's just a it's just a recording. It's all fake. You you had you know, you could do the you could obviously, you could do the same thing. I hate when What webinars like that?

like, it's a recording, but he but he acts like it's real. And you see people in the comments, like, hey, Neil, what's up? And he'll say, like, Hey, Derek from Chicago. How are you? And, like, you know, it's just a it's just a recording. It's all fake. You you had you know, you could do the you could obviously, you could do the same thing. I hate when What webinars like that?

17:42

Well, I don't know if Neil does it. I think he probably does. I think I have seen him do it, but there's a lot of webinars that are like that. And it's, like, a recording, but what they do is they, like, put,

Well, I don't know if Neil does it. I think he probably does. I think I have seen him do it, but there's a lot of webinars that are like that. And it's, like, a recording, but what they do is they, like, put,

17:52

like, replies in there, and they just it's you know what I mean? It's all artificial. It's all fake. But it may they make it look real, and it's pretty good.

like, replies in there, and they just it's you know what I mean? It's all artificial. It's all fake. But it may they make it look real, and it's pretty good.

18:00

Wow. Foning it in. Okay. Amazing. Okay. So I'll give this a good good idea. I think that's that's solid.

Wow. Foning it in. Okay. Amazing. Okay. So I'll give this a good good idea. I think that's that's solid.

18:06

Anything else on this, or can I hit you with my next one? Hit me.

Anything else on this, or can I hit you with my next one? Hit me.

18:10

Alright.

Alright.

18:12

What's the name of a

What's the name of a

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fast growing

fast growing

18:16

company that does billions of dollars and serves creators

company that does billions of dollars and serves creators

18:20

all around the world.

all around the world.

18:22

It's bigger than Twitch.

It's bigger than Twitch.

18:24

They provide private photos and videos to their fans.

They provide private photos and videos to their fans.

18:29

If you subscribe, you might be considered,

If you subscribe, you might be considered,

18:31

only their fan. That's right. Only fans. Now only fans is a great business model. The owner of only fans I'll send to this podcast, and they crush it. They are absolutely phenomenal business. But

only their fan. That's right. Only fans. Now only fans is a great business model. The owner of only fans I'll send to this podcast, and they crush it. They are absolutely phenomenal business. But

18:43

I got to thinking what other space could you do this in? And so I was sitting there and I was thinking and I and you told me about a app

I got to thinking what other space could you do this in? And so I was sitting there and I was thinking and I and you told me about a app

18:51

that somebody had built called, police scanner, police scanner plus, something like that. This app that does millions of dollars a year. And I just I couldn't get that out of my head. I thought who would do this? Why would anybody wanna listen to, like, Dude, I listen to it all the time. If I hear a gunshot or, like, allowed,

that somebody had built called, police scanner, police scanner plus, something like that. This app that does millions of dollars a year. And I just I couldn't get that out of my head. I thought who would do this? Why would anybody wanna listen to, like, Dude, I listen to it all the time. If I hear a gunshot or, like, allowed,

19:06

backfire of a car. I immediately opened it up, and I'm like, alright. Let's see what what what what's going on here. Was it real or was it not? And so there's a curiosity component. People, I think, just like listen into a train wreck in a way that they they like to observe from a safe distance.

backfire of a car. I immediately opened it up, and I'm like, alright. Let's see what what what what's going on here. Was it real or was it not? And so there's a curiosity component. People, I think, just like listen into a train wreck in a way that they they like to observe from a safe distance.

19:20

Do you have the app called citizen?

Do you have the app called citizen?

19:22

Citizen is just like this. Yeah. Where it's like Dude, I had to quit using that

Citizen is just like this. Yeah. Where it's like Dude, I had to quit using that

19:27

when I'm in Brooklyn, like, I'll pull it up. It looks like my phone screen has chickenpox. Like, there's red dots all the place. I'm like, there's crime everywhere. You know what I'm saying? Like, I I can't be doing that anymore.

when I'm in Brooklyn, like, I'll pull it up. It looks like my phone screen has chickenpox. Like, there's red dots all the place. I'm like, there's crime everywhere. You know what I'm saying? Like, I I can't be doing that anymore.

19:38

So, okay.

So, okay.

19:40

This business I'm calling

This business I'm calling

19:42

only problems.

only problems.

19:43

Because forget about crime. The biggest battle is what's inside.

Because forget about crime. The biggest battle is what's inside.

19:47

So people in life have

So people in life have

19:50

basically the same five problems.

basically the same five problems.

19:52

Health, wealth, relationships, happiness, purpose in life,

Health, wealth, relationships, happiness, purpose in life,

19:57

Everybody's got the same five problems. Right? That's the dirty secret. I saw Tony Robbins once he goes, I've helped four million people in these seminars twenty two years. And guess what? People have five problems.

Everybody's got the same five problems. Right? That's the dirty secret. I saw Tony Robbins once he goes, I've helped four million people in these seminars twenty two years. And guess what? People have five problems.

20:07

And he goes, if you think woe is me. If you think it's a big burden on you, guess what? In this room right now, there's probably five hundred other people who have, you know, the this can have the same problem as you whether it's with their their their husband or their kids or their parents or their health or whatever.

And he goes, if you think woe is me. If you think it's a big burden on you, guess what? In this room right now, there's probably five hundred other people who have, you know, the this can have the same problem as you whether it's with their their their husband or their kids or their parents or their health or whatever.

20:23

And so a lot of people need therapy, but guess what? A lot of people aren't going to therapy. It's too taboo. It's too expensive. Too

And so a lot of people need therapy, but guess what? A lot of people aren't going to therapy. It's too taboo. It's too expensive. Too

20:30

vulnerable. They don't wanna do it. People would rather sit on Netflix and just watch reality TV for distraction and entertainment.

vulnerable. They don't wanna do it. People would rather sit on Netflix and just watch reality TV for distraction and entertainment.

20:38

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

20:39

Is that a great idea?

Is that a great idea?

20:41

Is that a great idea I just heard? Yes. It is. You turn therapy into entertainment. So it's called only problems. It's only fans for therapy.

Is that a great idea I just heard? Yes. It is. You turn therapy into entertainment. So it's called only problems. It's only fans for therapy.

20:49

And here's how it works.

And here's how it works.

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You are going to

You are going to

20:53

you pay a monthly subscription and you get to sit in, fly on the wall style to somebody going through an actual therapy session, with the problem that you have. Right? The with the area of your life that you're most curious about. You can go listen to somebody vent about their relationships, about their health problems, about their career problems, whatever it is, they're getting real therapy,

you pay a monthly subscription and you get to sit in, fly on the wall style to somebody going through an actual therapy session, with the problem that you have. Right? The with the area of your life that you're most curious about. You can go listen to somebody vent about their relationships, about their health problems, about their career problems, whatever it is, they're getting real therapy,

21:12

but they get it subsidized. So they get cheap therapy, maybe free therapy,

but they get it subsidized. So they get cheap therapy, maybe free therapy,

21:16

because they're twenty five people, anonymous people who don't know their identity. You don't know the you don't know listeners' identity. That get to listen in

because they're twenty five people, anonymous people who don't know their identity. You don't know the you don't know listeners' identity. That get to listen in

21:24

and they get to back channel talk a little shit in the chat. You don't get to see that. And,

and they get to back channel talk a little shit in the chat. You don't get to see that. And,

21:29

they get to sit in on a therapy session. Therapists get more clients,

they get to sit in on a therapy session. Therapists get more clients,

21:33

people get more help, and other people get kind of secondhand smoke help by being in the crowd and getting to listen to, they get the entertainment, and they get help. Have you ever seen movies? Honestly. Honestly, I'm gonna just say it right now.

people get more help, and other people get kind of secondhand smoke help by being in the crowd and getting to listen to, they get the entertainment, and they get help. Have you ever seen movies? Honestly. Honestly, I'm gonna just say it right now.

21:47

I

I

21:48

wrote this idea down, and I got

wrote this idea down, and I got

21:51

I got goosebumps under this hairy on there. Yeah. You got a little little arm mountains. Dude, have you, have you seen the movie fight club?

I got goosebumps under this hairy on there. Yeah. You got a little little arm mountains. Dude, have you, have you seen the movie fight club?

22:00

Of course.

Of course.

22:01

So it there's, like, one of the premises of the movie is that this guy

So it there's, like, one of the premises of the movie is that this guy

22:06

I guess he's tall I don't know. I forget his name, Tyler Jurden, and then he meets that woman that's, like, the love interest. And what they do is

I guess he's tall I don't know. I forget his name, Tyler Jurden, and then he meets that woman that's, like, the love interest. And what they do is

22:13

they go to terminal

they go to terminal

22:15

cancer anonymous

cancer anonymous

22:16

meetings.

meetings.

22:17

And I don't know why. I forget why, but they, like, it makes them feel alive, and it, like, makes them feel happy because they think that all screwed up, and they're like, I wanna go meet with people who are actually dying. And it's, like, oddly therapeutic for them. What you're describing is kind of like that. Where you sit and you're like, oh, wow. This guy really is fucked up. I'm straight. I'm good. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Cratitude as a service.

And I don't know why. I forget why, but they, like, it makes them feel alive, and it, like, makes them feel happy because they think that all screwed up, and they're like, I wanna go meet with people who are actually dying. And it's, like, oddly therapeutic for them. What you're describing is kind of like that. Where you sit and you're like, oh, wow. This guy really is fucked up. I'm straight. I'm good. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Cratitude as a service.

22:40

Right.

Right.

22:41

It ain't so bad after all. We say when the apple puts up. Bad. Yeah.

It ain't so bad after all. We say when the apple puts up. Bad. Yeah.

22:46

Could be worse.

Could be worse.

22:48

This kind of freak.

This kind of freak.

22:52

Yeah. And and and that's the thing. The crazier your problems are. The more vulnerable and open you get, the more people tippy little hearts in the app, the bigger rev share you get as part of doing that therapy. So you're you're incentivized to be screwed up. You can just make stuff up, to be honest with you. But, like, you're definitely it's your springer. Right? Why do we like your springer?

Yeah. And and and that's the thing. The crazier your problems are. The more vulnerable and open you get, the more people tippy little hearts in the app, the bigger rev share you get as part of doing that therapy. So you're you're incentivized to be screwed up. You can just make stuff up, to be honest with you. But, like, you're definitely it's your springer. Right? Why do we like your springer?

23:11

Why do you still watch your springer reruns every morning before work? Because

Why do you still watch your springer reruns every morning before work? Because

23:15

We like to watch other people have effed up problems and then see them deal with it, and we like fights also. But that's the that's what I'm tapping into here. I'm but I'm doing it through an app.

We like to watch other people have effed up problems and then see them deal with it, and we like fights also. But that's the that's what I'm tapping into here. I'm but I'm doing it through an app.

23:25

I'm doing it. It's called only problems.

I'm doing it. It's called only problems.

23:28

And

And

23:29

honestly, if you're gonna run with this, you better hit sean at seanpourri dot com. That's

honestly, if you're gonna run with this, you better hit sean at seanpourri dot com. That's

23:33

I need to I need to see an email from somebody tried this idea. I feel it. I genuinely feel like this is one of those ideas that's like no way and then it gets huge.

I need to I need to see an email from somebody tried this idea. I feel it. I genuinely feel like this is one of those ideas that's like no way and then it gets huge.

23:42

It reminds me of, like, the people who wanna go watch someone do surgery. Have you ever seen, like, those, like, setups where you were first No. So for,

It reminds me of, like, the people who wanna go watch someone do surgery. Have you ever seen, like, those, like, setups where you were first No. So for,

23:50

For, like, if you're a student, like, there's these medical rooms that have, it's like a it's like a two way mirror almost. Yeah. And you have, like, a black it's like watching an execution almost. Like, you're just, sit there and just, like, watch what they're doing. That's what this reminds me of. Have you ever been to this subreddit called, popping?

For, like, if you're a student, like, there's these medical rooms that have, it's like a it's like a two way mirror almost. Yeah. And you have, like, a black it's like watching an execution almost. Like, you're just, sit there and just, like, watch what they're doing. That's what this reminds me of. Have you ever been to this subreddit called, popping?

24:08

No. But I I was gonna bring up the addictive way that people want you, like, pop a blackhead or a pimple or whatever. Dude, there's this subreddit. There's this subreddit called popping. I've been on the front of it. You see, I've been on the front page. You see this scar right here?

No. But I I was gonna bring up the addictive way that people want you, like, pop a blackhead or a pimple or whatever. Dude, there's this subreddit. There's this subreddit called popping. I've been on the front of it. You see, I've been on the front page. You see this scar right here?

24:22

Yes. Yeah. So I have a I have a big scar on my because I had, like, a a ping pong ball size thing, like, growing, like, on my brain. And I had to get surgery, like, in two thousand fourteen, I get it taken out. And right before I go under, I go to the, surgeon. I go, hey, man. Do you have your iPhone on you? He goes, yeah. I go,

Yes. Yeah. So I have a I have a big scar on my because I had, like, a a ping pong ball size thing, like, growing, like, on my brain. And I had to get surgery, like, in two thousand fourteen, I get it taken out. And right before I go under, I go to the, surgeon. I go, hey, man. Do you have your iPhone on you? He goes, yeah. I go,

24:40

can you save my number and take some pictures

can you save my number and take some pictures

24:43

when I'm under, so you can, like, get some, like, before or after enduring pics of,

when I'm under, so you can, like, get some, like, before or after enduring pics of,

24:48

the surgery. So I could post it on r slash popping.

the surgery. So I could post it on r slash popping.

24:51

And he did it. He texted me, and I got these, like, beautiful photos of, like, this this growth, like, big pop it scraped off my brain, and I posted it on that subreddit, and I got, like, eighty thousand views on my photo album. And so, I'm a member of r slash popping. I love it. And so You may not have a blue check mark on Twitter, but you always have this. Yeah. Put this in your

And he did it. He texted me, and I got these, like, beautiful photos of, like, this this growth, like, big pop it scraped off my brain, and I posted it on that subreddit, and I got, like, eighty thousand views on my photo album. And so, I'm a member of r slash popping. I love it. And so You may not have a blue check mark on Twitter, but you always have this. Yeah. Put this in your

25:18

bio. Put on your link. Front page. Yeah. Four four five pages. Serial front pager of r slash popping.

bio. Put on your link. Front page. Yeah. Four four five pages. Serial front pager of r slash popping.

25:25

Dude, I have it. I I I I'll have to find it and send it to you, but you see, like, you know, like and then he also, like, cut some fat from my stomach, and then he, like, puddied it into the hole. And, like, you so you, like, see this whole process of, like, there'd be a growth. Move out of an apartment and even hung up something. Like, things that you gotta fill a hole.

Dude, I have it. I I I I'll have to find it and send it to you, but you see, like, you know, like and then he also, like, cut some fat from my stomach, and then he, like, puddied it into the hole. And, like, you so you, like, see this whole process of, like, there'd be a growth. Move out of an apartment and even hung up something. Like, things that you gotta fill a hole.

25:44

He took a little fat off me and he just like puttied that bad boy in and I woke up and like my stomach was hurting. I was like, dude, I thought you're gonna take it from my leg. He's like, no, your leg was pretty muscular. So took some off your stomach. You had a lot there. And I asked so it it just kinda like tickled. But okay?

He took a little fat off me and he just like puttied that bad boy in and I woke up and like my stomach was hurting. I was like, dude, I thought you're gonna take it from my leg. He's like, no, your leg was pretty muscular. So took some off your stomach. You had a lot there. And I asked so it it just kinda like tickled. But okay?

25:57

Yeah. Well,

Yeah. Well,

25:59

I have muscular legs, not always a muscular stomach. And he's like one of our creeds kudos is we don't mess with perfection. So I couldn't touch the legs.

I have muscular legs, not always a muscular stomach. And he's like one of our creeds kudos is we don't mess with perfection. So I couldn't touch the legs.

26:07

So anyway,

So anyway,

26:11

on board with only problems. Good idea. Thank you. Thank you. Alright. You want me to go third also. Let me let me I'll this is the last one I probably have. Well, I got one more, but,

on board with only problems. Good idea. Thank you. Thank you. Alright. You want me to go third also. Let me let me I'll this is the last one I probably have. Well, I got one more, but,

26:23

alright.

alright.

26:24

The biggest this is this is, a little bit of a stretch, but I actually don't think it is that much of a stretch.

The biggest this is this is, a little bit of a stretch, but I actually don't think it is that much of a stretch.

26:30

The most popular business publication in the world

The most popular business publication in the world

26:34

by digital audience. What do you think it is?

by digital audience. What do you think it is?

26:37

Most populous what? Most popular? Most popular digital

Most populous what? Most popular? Most popular digital

26:41

business publication in the world by traffic.

business publication in the world by traffic.

26:46

I'm gonna So there's wall street journal. There's,

I'm gonna So there's wall street journal. There's,

26:51

I'm gonna tell you what's on point market cap dot com. Coin market cap. That's a good guess. That probably does, how much, probably fifty million a month in in Sounds crazy. Yeah.

I'm gonna tell you what's on point market cap dot com. Coin market cap. That's a good guess. That probably does, how much, probably fifty million a month in in Sounds crazy. Yeah.

27:01

So

So

27:01

there's Wall Street Journal. There's Financial Times dot com. There's coin market cap. There's business insider. Business Insider probably gets a lot. I'd hypot I would say and I'd hypothesize

there's Wall Street Journal. There's Financial Times dot com. There's coin market cap. There's business insider. Business Insider probably gets a lot. I'd hypot I would say and I'd hypothesize

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the largest business publication in the world is run by basically two people.

the largest business publication in the world is run by basically two people.

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And it is called

And it is called

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slide share. Have you ever been to slide share?

slide share. Have you ever been to slide share?

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Of I love slide share. Wow. That's I thought you were gonna bring up drudge report again, by the way. No. Slideshare.

Of I love slide share. Wow. That's I thought you were gonna bring up drudge report again, by the way. No. Slideshare.

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So Slideshare is this site that was started by, I forget her name.

So Slideshare is this site that was started by, I forget her name.

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But she's an interesting founder. She's like pretty outspoken on Twitter and I like her Anyway, she's Indian woman. Yeah. She started it and she sold it to LinkedIn for, like, a hundred and fifty million dollars. And slide two was a what Most Indian social network of all time, just powerpoints.

But she's an interesting founder. She's like pretty outspoken on Twitter and I like her Anyway, she's Indian woman. Yeah. She started it and she sold it to LinkedIn for, like, a hundred and fifty million dollars. And slide two was a what Most Indian social network of all time, just powerpoints.

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That's what Slidescher is. Way to slack off, but make your parents proud at the same time. Yeah.

That's what Slidescher is. Way to slack off, but make your parents proud at the same time. Yeah.

27:55

Did you see, our our buddy's shield. He just got engaged, and he's he goes. I have an aunt who doesn't speak English. She only knows a few words, but the only words that she knows, she texts me all the time, and it says, are you married yet?

Did you see, our our buddy's shield. He just got engaged, and he's he goes. I have an aunt who doesn't speak English. She only knows a few words, but the only words that she knows, she texts me all the time, and it says, are you married yet?

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And be, like, posted screenshots of,

And be, like, posted screenshots of,

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of the of her asking that in in perfect English. Are you married yet? Please be married. Please be married.

of the of her asking that in in perfect English. Are you married yet? Please be married. Please be married.

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So slide share. Just like a it's just a website where you upload shit, right? You upload decks.

So slide share. Just like a it's just a website where you upload shit, right? You upload decks.

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Well, LinkedIn bought it in two thousand twelve, and it just sat there. And then scribe, do you know scribe? Or is it scribbed? Scribbed. Yeah.

Well, LinkedIn bought it in two thousand twelve, and it just sat there. And then scribe, do you know scribe? Or is it scribbed? Scribbed. Yeah.

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Scribbed. They bought it. And I'm almost certain looking at LinkedIn and looking at the website that, like, one and a half engineers are the only employees working on this.

Scribbed. They bought it. And I'm almost certain looking at LinkedIn and looking at the website that, like, one and a half engineers are the only employees working on this.

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And they were for sale for a little while. So So, like, I don't think this is entirely guessing, but basically,

And they were for sale for a little while. So So, like, I don't think this is entirely guessing, but basically,

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they get between a hundred to a hundred and fifty million visits a month. And most of the content or about half, but it could be at this point most is like marketing decks pitch deck pitch decks conference decks on a business strategy,

they get between a hundred to a hundred and fifty million visits a month. And most of the content or about half, but it could be at this point most is like marketing decks pitch deck pitch decks conference decks on a business strategy,

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and it makes virtually no revenue. If you go there, you won't see any ads And it's just this website that does a hundred to a hundred and fifty, maybe two hundred million monthly

and it makes virtually no revenue. If you go there, you won't see any ads And it's just this website that does a hundred to a hundred and fifty, maybe two hundred million monthly

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visits.

visits.

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It's this juggernaut of a website with if you look at the website, it hasn't been updated in years and years and years and years. Here's my idea.

It's this juggernaut of a website with if you look at the website, it hasn't been updated in years and years and years and years. Here's my idea.

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If I were a B2B company, if I were a Salesforce or a hub spot or if I were,

If I were a B2B company, if I were a Salesforce or a hub spot or if I were,

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I don't know, anyone selling, like, software or anything that sells people to

I don't know, anyone selling, like, software or anything that sells people to

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shit for people who goes to, like, you know, these, like, business conference.

shit for people who goes to, like, you know, these, like, business conference.

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I would buy it and turn it into a b to b lead gen website.

I would buy it and turn it into a b to b lead gen website.

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And I think that you can make a ton of money off this website. Because here's why. Any website

And I think that you can make a ton of money off this website. Because here's why. Any website

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that gets

that gets

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a ton of traffic from user generated content Once it hits a critical mass, which slide share does, it's like impossible to stop. You know what I'm saying? It just keeps going, and it's almost impossible to catch up with that. It's really, really, really hard.

a ton of traffic from user generated content Once it hits a critical mass, which slide share does, it's like impossible to stop. You know what I'm saying? It just keeps going, and it's almost impossible to catch up with that. It's really, really, really hard.

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So I think that this website is just sitting there floating along, not doing anything, and it could actually be a business that makes nine figures a year through ads, which is like the best revenue of all time when you don't actually have to, like, make anything. Yeah. You have super high value customers because it's only business people that are gonna be doing this.

So I think that this website is just sitting there floating along, not doing anything, and it could actually be a business that makes nine figures a year through ads, which is like the best revenue of all time when you don't actually have to, like, make anything. Yeah. You have super high value customers because it's only business people that are gonna be doing this.

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So,

So,

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and who bought them? Didn't LinkedIn buy them at some point or no? LinkedIn bought them in two thousand twelve, and it just sat there and they did nothing with it. And then they sold it. Easy to me. Yeah. And they I think they paid one fifty. It paid nine figures for it. And then they, sold it to scribd.

and who bought them? Didn't LinkedIn buy them at some point or no? LinkedIn bought them in two thousand twelve, and it just sat there and they did nothing with it. And then they sold it. Easy to me. Yeah. And they I think they paid one fifty. It paid nine figures for it. And then they, sold it to scribd.

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And if I had a bet, scribd, like, LinkedIn was like, just get us off our hands. Just don't fire anyone who works on it and, like, assume all the liability and, like, just it's yours. Just go just go away. So,

And if I had a bet, scribd, like, LinkedIn was like, just get us off our hands. Just don't fire anyone who works on it and, like, assume all the liability and, like, just it's yours. Just go just go away. So,

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check out this tweet I just put in the chat. Okay.

check out this tweet I just put in the chat. Okay.

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It says,

It says,

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it's from you, and it says free five hundred million dollar idea,

it's from you, and it says free five hundred million dollar idea,

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reinvent and relaunch

reinvent and relaunch

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slide share. Alright. Great. Great minds take a look. If there's a if there's a talented engineer designer who wants to do this, I'll give you money and share my one page plan on how to attack this.

slide share. Alright. Great. Great minds take a look. If there's a if there's a talented engineer designer who wants to do this, I'll give you money and share my one page plan on how to attack this.

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Alright. I have dude, we're on the same page here, I think.

Alright. I have dude, we're on the same page here, I think.

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Do you wanna see my one page plan? Yeah. You can't. It doesn't exist. I just wrote that out. And I was like, if somebody actually reaches out, that's interesting for this, I will come up with a one page plan of how I would do this because

Do you wanna see my one page plan? Yeah. You can't. It doesn't exist. I just wrote that out. And I was like, if somebody actually reaches out, that's interesting for this, I will come up with a one page plan of how I would do this because

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To me, slide chair is so ripe for the picking. It is completely neglected. It is extremely valuable as a, like, a potential tool. It never really got placed properly by something else. It didn't didn't become obsolete.

To me, slide chair is so ripe for the picking. It is completely neglected. It is extremely valuable as a, like, a potential tool. It never really got placed properly by something else. It didn't didn't become obsolete.

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And,

And,

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and and it's just one of those, like, big opportunities hiding in plain sight. And I would love to basically brainstorm how to

and and it's just one of those, like, big opportunities hiding in plain sight. And I would love to basically brainstorm how to

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how I would attack this kind of slideshow problem. But the opportunity was missed.

how I would attack this kind of slideshow problem. But the opportunity was missed.

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LinkedIn. If, you know, one of us or someone listening

LinkedIn. If, you know, one of us or someone listening

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had a little bit of like charm and swab and was able to get connected with the LinkedIn people. They would have given it to you. It would have been, like, it would have been free. I don't know about because Scrib isn't a big enough company where they're like, oh, yeah. Here, we don't give a fuck. Just take it. But when you're owned by Microsoft, they're just like I imagine they're just like, we can't focus on this right now. Yeah. An undisclosed price. This would have been,

had a little bit of like charm and swab and was able to get connected with the LinkedIn people. They would have given it to you. It would have been, like, it would have been free. I don't know about because Scrib isn't a big enough company where they're like, oh, yeah. Here, we don't give a fuck. Just take it. But when you're owned by Microsoft, they're just like I imagine they're just like, we can't focus on this right now. Yeah. An undisclosed price. This would have been,

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I mean, I can't imagine this was that much. I I could be wrong, but, like It didn't make any revenue. I feel like they probably got this for, like, ten million dollars or something more or less. Yeah.

I mean, I can't imagine this was that much. I I could be wrong, but, like It didn't make any revenue. I feel like they probably got this for, like, ten million dollars or something more or less. Yeah.

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Wow. Or less. Mist opportunity.

Wow. Or less. Mist opportunity.

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That is a serious missed opportunity. That's not that drunk of an idea, but, anyway,

That is a serious missed opportunity. That's not that drunk of an idea, but, anyway,

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it's an idea.

it's an idea.

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Alright. I got another one. Let me let me let me make a look. I'm all out, by the way. I

Alright. I got another one. Let me let me let me make a look. I'm all out, by the way. I

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you don't wanna know how long this list is.

you don't wanna know how long this list is.

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And it all came to me in one giant flood.

And it all came to me in one giant flood.

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You know, I I just dumped them all out. What do you what do you do? Do you just like come up with, like, names? Are you like Michael Scott where he just, like, has a name for something and he builds a business around it?

You know, I I just dumped them all out. What do you what do you do? Do you just like come up with, like, names? Are you like Michael Scott where he just, like, has a name for something and he builds a business around it?

32:55

No joke. That's part of it.

No joke. That's part of it.

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My thing was sort of, like,

My thing was sort of, like,

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You have to find something relatable. Either something that really sucks, or that's really awesome, and then just use it in an unexpected way.

You have to find something relatable. Either something that really sucks, or that's really awesome, and then just use it in an unexpected way.

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Right? So, like,

Right? So, like,

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you know, like, the thrown knot. You're just smashing two things together.

you know, like, the thrown knot. You're just smashing two things together.

33:12

Exactly. So I saw this, like, the hidden bookcase thing, and I was like, oh, my god. I freaking always wanted one of these where I hit the three piano keys and a door opens or I pull the bookshelf book tilt the book out and it, like, opens the secret door.

Exactly. So I saw this, like, the hidden bookcase thing, and I was like, oh, my god. I freaking always wanted one of these where I hit the three piano keys and a door opens or I pull the bookshelf book tilt the book out and it, like, opens the secret door.

33:25

So how do I take that awesome thing and just use it in an unexpected way? And that's where that idea came from. Have you ever seen have you ever seen those for guns? So,

So how do I take that awesome thing and just use it in an unexpected way? And that's where that idea came from. Have you ever seen have you ever seen those for guns? So,

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you well, I've thought about buying one of these where you can put, like, a shelf, like, you know how you have a shelf next to your front door that you put your keys on?

you well, I've thought about buying one of these where you can put, like, a shelf, like, you know how you have a shelf next to your front door that you put your keys on?

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Yeah.

Yeah.

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You can buy some of these and you click a button and it opens a little bit on the bottom and you just grab your pistol.

You can buy some of these and you click a button and it opens a little bit on the bottom and you just grab your pistol.

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And they're pretty sick.

And they're pretty sick.

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That's pretty cool. Okay. I like that.

That's pretty cool. Okay. I like that.

33:52

But, like, my fanny pack in there, maybe, for when I leave the house. Like some cheese that

But, like, my fanny pack in there, maybe, for when I leave the house. Like some cheese that

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But would it fit a regulation size bag of corn nuts?

But would it fit a regulation size bag of corn nuts?

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You cheese it. You're cheese it storage.

You cheese it. You're cheese it storage.

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Alright. So speaking of work backwards, from a great idea, Here's the here's the name of this one. I mean, you Ben, you might wanna get your pencil out for the top winner of the of the episode.

Alright. So speaking of work backwards, from a great idea, Here's the here's the name of this one. I mean, you Ben, you might wanna get your pencil out for the top winner of the of the episode.

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Instagram

Instagram

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Mahanas,

Mahanas,

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That sounds a little weird.

That sounds a little weird.

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So, like, Benny Hahnas.

So, like, Benny Hahnas.

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It's Benny Hahnas

It's Benny Hahnas

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for

for

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photo opportunities.

photo opportunities.

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Okay. So here's how it works.

Okay. So here's how it works.

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It's a restaurant that's not about the food. It's a restaurant about the content. Like the museum of ice cream, baby. People roll in their eye. It's like the museum of ice cream, but it's seated.

It's a restaurant that's not about the food. It's a restaurant about the content. Like the museum of ice cream, baby. People roll in their eye. It's like the museum of ice cream, but it's seated.

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And it is,

And it is,

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like, basically,

like, basically,

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people go to restaurants. They order food. They order like, oh, we got a fishbowl drink, or we're drinking beer out of a shoe. And like, oh, we got the huge like donut at the end, and will they take pictures and it becomes content. Or like they use sparklers instead of birthday candles.

people go to restaurants. They order food. They order like, oh, we got a fishbowl drink, or we're drinking beer out of a shoe. And like, oh, we got the huge like donut at the end, and will they take pictures and it becomes content. Or like they use sparklers instead of birthday candles.

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Now I start a restaurant. I know all the problems about restaurants. You got food waste. She got high labor costs. She got all this.

Now I start a restaurant. I know all the problems about restaurants. You got food waste. She got high labor costs. She got all this.

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You don't actually you're not running this like a restaurant. So here's how it works. It's like Benny Hahnas. You go There's, like, I don't know, thirty tables. You sit down. Every table seats, like, eight people. And you go as a group, and you're going for an experience. You're not going for the food. And,

You don't actually you're not running this like a restaurant. So here's how it works. It's like Benny Hahnas. You go There's, like, I don't know, thirty tables. You sit down. Every table seats, like, eight people. And you go as a group, and you're going for an experience. You're not going for the food. And,

35:25

two things happen. So,

two things happen. So,

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basically, food is gonna come out

basically, food is gonna come out

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that and each one is photo worthy food. Either because it's gross. It's funny looking.

that and each one is photo worthy food. Either because it's gross. It's funny looking.

35:37

It's huge. It's so indulgent.

It's huge. It's so indulgent.

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It's right. It's like, you know, a giant pile of sour gummy worms. It's oh, it's a it's the the mega green doughnut. How were we ever gonna eat this? Oh, look at so funny to watch me try.

It's right. It's like, you know, a giant pile of sour gummy worms. It's oh, it's a it's the the mega green doughnut. How were we ever gonna eat this? Oh, look at so funny to watch me try.

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That sort of thing. Oh, the w this guy's gonna come out and, you know, we have to drink this giant beer can. That's like, you know, thirty six ounces or whatever. I don't know, but a big beer can three hundred sixty ounces. Let's say.

That sort of thing. Oh, the w this guy's gonna come out and, you know, we have to drink this giant beer can. That's like, you know, thirty six ounces or whatever. I don't know, but a big beer can three hundred sixty ounces. Let's say.

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And so that's the that's the idea. It's all photo worthy food. It's brought out, like, Omeccase and a sushi restaurant. We're gonna call it the,

And so that's the that's the idea. It's all photo worthy food. It's brought out, like, Omeccase and a sushi restaurant. We're gonna call it the,

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the food porn cafe.

the food porn cafe.

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Instagram, Uhana's is the name. But,

Instagram, Uhana's is the name. But,

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if you'd like to launch a competitor,

if you'd like to launch a competitor,

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bring it on.

bring it on.

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There's a drone camera that just flies right above the the table, and it's just recording the whole thing. And it's just gonna the it it just dumps it in a Google Drive folder, and there's a guy in India, one guy who's editing everybody's photos all night, everybody's content all night. And at the end, you're gonna get the three or four best reaction shots because the food gets revealed, you know, like, when you it's it it no. It's like it's like when you get a picture on a roller coaster. Exactly. It's the Exactly, but we're using outsource labor. They're just the drone is capturing everything.

There's a drone camera that just flies right above the the table, and it's just recording the whole thing. And it's just gonna the it it just dumps it in a Google Drive folder, and there's a guy in India, one guy who's editing everybody's photos all night, everybody's content all night. And at the end, you're gonna get the three or four best reaction shots because the food gets revealed, you know, like, when you it's it it no. It's like it's like when you get a picture on a roller coaster. Exactly. It's the Exactly, but we're using outsource labor. They're just the drone is capturing everything.

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And,

And,

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and and then the food and it feels like a party. There's a DJ, you know, like those New York brunches cool people.

and and then the food and it feels like a party. There's a DJ, you know, like those New York brunches cool people.

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This is that for fat people. So instead of being cool and having to, like, know how to dance and stand up on the table and drink champagne at nine in the morning, you sit,

This is that for fat people. So instead of being cool and having to, like, know how to dance and stand up on the table and drink champagne at nine in the morning, you sit,

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and food comes out. That's crazy, and you get to eat it. And you get to make a big mess, and it's gonna be your reactions on your, and your attempts are all all photo and video recorded

and food comes out. That's crazy, and you get to eat it. And you get to make a big mess, and it's gonna be your reactions on your, and your attempts are all all photo and video recorded

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hundred dollars a person plus tips.

hundred dollars a person plus tips.

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Eight people per table. I'm thinking, you know, twenty, maybe thirty tables,

Eight people per table. I'm thinking, you know, twenty, maybe thirty tables,

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you know, two or three turns per night.

you know, two or three turns per night.

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And, we're talking a million dollar a month easy on this. Food cost is way down because it's not even real food. You're just doing, like, giant pop corn and silly stuff. You're no no proteins. You don't have to worry about that. There's no food waste because it's

And, we're talking a million dollar a month easy on this. Food cost is way down because it's not even real food. You're just doing, like, giant pop corn and silly stuff. You're no no proteins. You don't have to worry about that. There's no food waste because it's

37:39

you're just bringing out one thing for the table to react to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Liting each person. You're your five pound burger doesn't need taste good. Exactly. It's like Benny Hahnas. There's like a Harvard business school case study on how amazing Benny Hahnas is, and one of the reasons is, like, They because they put there's no kitchen space. They use the whole restaurant for, like,

you're just bringing out one thing for the table to react to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Liting each person. You're your five pound burger doesn't need taste good. Exactly. It's like Benny Hahnas. There's like a Harvard business school case study on how amazing Benny Hahnas is, and one of the reasons is, like, They because they put there's no kitchen space. They use the whole restaurant for, like,

37:57

for for dining because the the chef is at the table. The the stove is the table, basically.

for for dining because the the chef is at the table. The the stove is the table, basically.

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And, they have, like, higher labor costs because they have skilled chefs, but they have way lower, like, you know, they use a real estate better. And, like, their food waste is way down because they have a limited menu. So it's you kinda do all that smart stuff.

And, they have, like, higher labor costs because they have skilled chefs, but they have way lower, like, you know, they use a real estate better. And, like, their food waste is way down because they have a limited menu. So it's you kinda do all that smart stuff.

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Have you ever heard of Janice? What do you think? I'm in. I I'm into it. Have you ever heard the background of Bennyhana, the guy?

Have you ever heard of Janice? What do you think? I'm in. I I'm into it. Have you ever heard the background of Bennyhana, the guy?

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Rocky, I think, is his name? Yeah. So he's basically we wrote about it, and it was one of our most trafficked

Rocky, I think, is his name? Yeah. So he's basically we wrote about it, and it was one of our most trafficked

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trafficked articles for a long time. Basically, you know, he's an immigrant, came here with nothing. And then, you know, who his son is is Steve Aoki, the the DJ. Oh, no way. I did not know Yeah. And this guy Rocky, I think he I I forget the article, but it was like one of those, like, most interesting man alive stories where, like, he had been involved in, like, porn, and then Benihana, like, got big and then went bankrupt. Then he bought it back, and it went big again. And then he was like this international man of mystery. It, like,

trafficked articles for a long time. Basically, you know, he's an immigrant, came here with nothing. And then, you know, who his son is is Steve Aoki, the the DJ. Oh, no way. I did not know Yeah. And this guy Rocky, I think he I I forget the article, but it was like one of those, like, most interesting man alive stories where, like, he had been involved in, like, porn, and then Benihana, like, got big and then went bankrupt. Then he bought it back, and it went big again. And then he was like this international man of mystery. It, like,

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it's a really interesting story, and people love that company. And it's still crushing. I went I we we used to go to Team dinners there. I freaking love Benny Hanos. But dude, I'm into this. Bring it up. Dude when we're in, like, a car. And it's like, oh, we're gonna be. I'm like, I think there's a bendy harness around here. I don't know if there. But I'm just, like, I'm just waiting for that to latch somebody to be like, that'd be fun.

it's a really interesting story, and people love that company. And it's still crushing. I went I we we used to go to Team dinners there. I freaking love Benny Hanos. But dude, I'm into this. Bring it up. Dude when we're in, like, a car. And it's like, oh, we're gonna be. I'm like, I think there's a bendy harness around here. I don't know if there. But I'm just, like, I'm just waiting for that to latch somebody to be like, that'd be fun.

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Never. I never get any support on it. I'm always tossing a little Benny Hana, you know, test flare out there, but, like, you know, I guess we could do big group stuff thing on us. They got good tables, and they're, like, no one ever bites. I don't know why. I'm, like, I've been I'm o for twelve on this thing. How was the remember that guy you brought up on Instagram during the pandemic who started that cookie business that just made the most ridiculous cookies? You remember? Like, what's the kind of dealer? Is Mike proceeded. How's he doing?

Never. I never get any support on it. I'm always tossing a little Benny Hana, you know, test flare out there, but, like, you know, I guess we could do big group stuff thing on us. They got good tables, and they're, like, no one ever bites. I don't know why. I'm, like, I've been I'm o for twelve on this thing. How was the remember that guy you brought up on Instagram during the pandemic who started that cookie business that just made the most ridiculous cookies? You remember? Like, what's the kind of dealer? Is Mike proceeded. How's he doing?

39:41

He's great. I checked in, but not me. I don't know. I think they're doing fine. I am not sure. I ordered cookies. Honestly, they were not great. So then I'm, like,

He's great. I checked in, but not me. I don't know. I think they're doing fine. I am not sure. I ordered cookies. Honestly, they were not great. So then I'm, like,

39:49

what's the fuss? But that's kind of how a lot of these food crazes are. Like, the expectations get way out of whack. And what about,

what's the fuss? But that's kind of how a lot of these food crazes are. Like, the expectations get way out of whack. And what about,

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Museum of Ice Cream? So the Museum of Ice Cream, they started a little bit before the pandemic, and you and I, like, or a bunch of a lot of people made fun of them because raised like fifty million dollars at a two hundred fifty million dollar valuation. And basically, I don't even think they serve ice cream there, right? It's just like a ball pit and like funny ice cream stuff, and you pay, like, twenty bucks and you go to take pictures. Right?

Museum of Ice Cream? So the Museum of Ice Cream, they started a little bit before the pandemic, and you and I, like, or a bunch of a lot of people made fun of them because raised like fifty million dollars at a two hundred fifty million dollar valuation. And basically, I don't even think they serve ice cream there, right? It's just like a ball pit and like funny ice cream stuff, and you pay, like, twenty bucks and you go to take pictures. Right?

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Yeah. You never been to it? No.

Yeah. You never been to it? No.

40:17

But there's It's like a haunted house. You walk from room to room. Each room has its own, like, kind of crazy thing. And sometimes you get to eat a little bit, but most of the time, it's just photos with, like, cool, in a cool room. It's Instagram content.

But there's It's like a haunted house. You walk from room to room. Each room has its own, like, kind of crazy thing. And sometimes you get to eat a little bit, but most of the time, it's just photos with, like, cool, in a cool room. It's Instagram content.

40:29

In Manhattan, I walked by one recently, and the line was around the block. And I've gone by it a few times, and there's always a long line to go in. I think they they have to be killing it. Right?

In Manhattan, I walked by one recently, and the line was around the block. And I've gone by it a few times, and there's always a long line to go in. I think they they have to be killing it. Right?

40:40

I thought so, but then the SF one closed. So I don't know what happened, but,

I thought so, but then the SF one closed. So I don't know what happened, but,

40:44

Well, SF closed.

Well, SF closed.

40:47

Right.

Right.

40:48

So,

So,

40:49

but the Manhattan one.

but the Manhattan one.

40:51

The Manhattan one is just I mean, that's really what's it's like SF just like shut down for maintenance. So they just spit down for, like, four years.

The Manhattan one is just I mean, that's really what's it's like SF just like shut down for maintenance. So they just spit down for, like, four years.

40:58

That that music advice from said the same thing that every, like, tech person in San Francisco said, just laugh. I get him out of here. Yeah.

That that music advice from said the same thing that every, like, tech person in San Francisco said, just laugh. I get him out of here. Yeah.

41:06

It was like an audible sigh

It was like an audible sigh

41:08

of just like, fine. I'm out. Yeah.

of just like, fine. I'm out. Yeah.

41:13

I think,

I think,

41:14

Yeah. I'm on board with this. I think it's good. We did a breakdown where we talked about, like, the companies like Corona and, like, fondue only stores and, like, all these companies. It was like, what do you have to do? You have to take, like, you gotta take a food and put it in a weird shape or a weird size or a weird color.

Yeah. I'm on board with this. I think it's good. We did a breakdown where we talked about, like, the companies like Corona and, like, fondue only stores and, like, all these companies. It was like, what do you have to do? You have to take, like, you gotta take a food and put it in a weird shape or a weird size or a weird color.

41:29

Yeah. Or you mash two container.

Yeah. Or you mash two container.

41:32

A weird container.

A weird container.

41:33

Yeah. Or you mash two things that are kinda related, but not entirely related, like, a burger in the shape of a hotdog or a cronut or something like that. Doritos, Loco Taco, whatever the big Taco Bell thing. Exactly. Or you take something that's typically a side or topping and you make that the only thing, like a cookie dough only place that serves it in an ice cream tin or an ice cream thing. What else were they? I forgot what they were. You're like the, the Rain Man of figuring out this food trick. Like, everybody else just saw each one of these. It's like, oh, that's weird. That's weird. And you're like, I see the path.

Yeah. Or you mash two things that are kinda related, but not entirely related, like, a burger in the shape of a hotdog or a cronut or something like that. Doritos, Loco Taco, whatever the big Taco Bell thing. Exactly. Or you take something that's typically a side or topping and you make that the only thing, like a cookie dough only place that serves it in an ice cream tin or an ice cream thing. What else were they? I forgot what they were. You're like the, the Rain Man of figuring out this food trick. Like, everybody else just saw each one of these. It's like, oh, that's weird. That's weird. And you're like, I see the path.

42:05

Yeah.

Yeah.

42:06

I mean, what what's wrong? What what's wrong with the left side of your face right now?

I mean, what what's wrong? What what's wrong with the left side of your face right now?

42:12

Figured it. I'm figuring it out. No. It's it's all rooted in like an eating disorder. Like, I go to I go to food therapy and,

Figured it. I'm figuring it out. No. It's it's all rooted in like an eating disorder. Like, I go to I go to food therapy and,

42:19

like, you know, I need to go to your therapy and talk about... I use, I pay a lady seven hundred dollars a month just to talk about food every single morning. Clearly, there's issues there. You always sleep with a Tootsie Roll under your pillow for some reason. Yeah. The amount of times that I've eaten a jar of GIF peanut butter in one sitting is goddamn. Just way too high.

like, you know, I need to go to your therapy and talk about... I use, I pay a lady seven hundred dollars a month just to talk about food every single morning. Clearly, there's issues there. You always sleep with a Tootsie Roll under your pillow for some reason. Yeah. The amount of times that I've eaten a jar of GIF peanut butter in one sitting is goddamn. Just way too high.

42:38

It's way too high. We we need a GIF of you just eating a jar of JIF in one sitting. That's Have you ever done?

It's way too high. We we need a GIF of you just eating a jar of JIF in one sitting. That's Have you ever done?

42:45

I have eaten a full jar, which a spoon multiple times. It's just too addicting.

I have eaten a full jar, which a spoon multiple times. It's just too addicting.

42:51

A bit you a line stepper. Alright. I have more. Let me give you I got maybe one, maybe two more. Let's see how it goes.

A bit you a line stepper. Alright. I have more. Let me give you I got maybe one, maybe two more. Let's see how it goes.

42:58

You probably don't watch this show,

You probably don't watch this show,

43:00

but there's a show that's hot on Netflix called Indian matchmaker. Have you seen it? Of course, I watch that show. You watch it? Okay. I thought this might be only entertaining to indeed people because it's like No. Dude, pretty good. Are you kidding me? I watch it all the time. And in my head, I'm just thinking,

but there's a show that's hot on Netflix called Indian matchmaker. Have you seen it? Of course, I watch that show. You watch it? Okay. I thought this might be only entertaining to indeed people because it's like No. Dude, pretty good. Are you kidding me? I watch it all the time. And in my head, I'm just thinking,

43:16

y'all screwed up.

y'all screwed up.

43:17

You guys are so weird.

You guys are so weird.

43:20

Like, why are you kidding me? Like, I

Like, why are you kidding me? Like, I

43:22

How is the suicide rate not higher amongst you people?

How is the suicide rate not higher amongst you people?

43:27

You're like, yeah, don't make me send the British back in there. Are you guys gonna get your shit together?

You're like, yeah, don't make me send the British back in there. Are you guys gonna get your shit together?

43:32

What the hell man? Like, there'll be this, like, beautiful

What the hell man? Like, there'll be this, like, beautiful

43:35

doctor

doctor

43:36

in her thirties, making money. She's pretty. She's nice. And she and her mom's, like, yelling at her, like, criticizing her for not being buried. It's crazy.

in her thirties, making money. She's pretty. She's nice. And she and her mom's, like, yelling at her, like, criticizing her for not being buried. It's crazy.

43:46

I can't find this in full. Have you heard of HubSpot?

I can't find this in full. Have you heard of HubSpot?

43:50

HubSpot is a CRM platform, so it shares its data across every application.

HubSpot is a CRM platform, so it shares its data across every application.

43:54

Every team can stay aligned. No out of sync spreadsheets or dueling databases.

Every team can stay aligned. No out of sync spreadsheets or dueling databases.

43:59

HubSpot, grow better. So

HubSpot, grow better. So

44:04

my sister called me last night. She's like, I finished season two.

my sister called me last night. She's like, I finished season two.

44:08

And she just goes, I need to ask you something. I hope it's not too personal. I was like, oh, what's it gonna be? She goes,

And she just goes, I need to ask you something. I hope it's not too personal. I was like, oh, what's it gonna be? She goes,

44:15

when you first met,

when you first met,

44:17

when you first met Sonya, did you did you have game? Because on the show,

when you first met Sonya, did you did you have game? Because on the show,

44:22

the Indian guys have zero game. And I was like, game. Like, what do you mean? Like, I guess so. And then she's like, no. Think about it. And she was like, and she was like, these guys, they're nice guys. They're smart guys. They're like, you know, they're they have good job. They're normal people. They have no crazy drug habits.

the Indian guys have zero game. And I was like, game. Like, what do you mean? Like, I guess so. And then she's like, no. Think about it. And she was like, and she was like, these guys, they're nice guys. They're smart guys. They're like, you know, they're they have good job. They're normal people. They have no crazy drug habits.

44:37

The reason they're still single is because they don't know how to look at, talk to, or touch a girl. And I was like, oh, yeah. I had that problem.

The reason they're still single is because they don't know how to look at, talk to, or touch a girl. And I was like, oh, yeah. I had that problem.

44:48

Oh, that's me too. Actually, you're right. Dude, I saw, I saw someone post a picture of a painting of a naked woman from, like, the seventeen hundreds.

Oh, that's me too. Actually, you're right. Dude, I saw, I saw someone post a picture of a painting of a naked woman from, like, the seventeen hundreds.

44:58

And it was all idiot guys commenting, saying like, hey, baby, I love you. I love you for a long time. Text me. Call me.

And it was all idiot guys commenting, saying like, hey, baby, I love you. I love you for a long time. Text me. Call me.

45:09

Yeah. That's, like, if if you're ever a girl who does, like, live streaming on, like, whatever Twitch or, like, whatever Periscope, whatever whatever app.

Yeah. That's, like, if if you're ever a girl who does, like, live streaming on, like, whatever Twitch or, like, whatever Periscope, whatever whatever app.

45:17

They're all like, what is

They're all like, what is

45:19

why are there so many men in, like, Turkey, the Middle East, in India, who will just they just flood their chat, and they just keep saying, show Bobbs. Show Bobbs. Show Bobbs.

why are there so many men in, like, Turkey, the Middle East, in India, who will just they just flood their chat, and they just keep saying, show Bobbs. Show Bobbs. Show Bobbs.

45:29

And then it say you say show bobs. What? So you didn't have game? You were you were you

And then it say you say show bobs. What? So you didn't have game? You were you were you

45:36

were

were

45:38

And so so I asked then I asked my wife. I was like, I was like, yeah. My sister asked me this. I was like, I don't think I did. Did I? She's like, no. You didn't. And I was like, I was like, she's like, yeah. You had a different type. You had, like, intellectual game. She's like, you were gonna, like, telling stories or you would say interesting things. And that counts. That's that's game. But, like, the basic, like, man This is, like, you didn't know how to, like, kinda like,

And so so I asked then I asked my wife. I was like, I was like, yeah. My sister asked me this. I was like, I don't think I did. Did I? She's like, no. You didn't. And I was like, I was like, she's like, yeah. You had a different type. You had, like, intellectual game. She's like, you were gonna, like, telling stories or you would say interesting things. And that counts. That's that's game. But, like, the basic, like, man This is, like, you didn't know how to, like, kinda like,

45:59

you know,

you know,

46:00

there was no smoothness to, like, the, oh, we're walking down the street. Like, let's I just hold my hand without, like, us having, like, the first time. Like, how do you do that smooth the first time? Or, you know, like, in San Francisco, the streets are a little dangerous. She's like, you know, you would always, like, walk on the inside of the street, I'd be on the edge, like, right by the cars and the bombs and, like, you know, you didn't know to just, like, stand on that side. Just like the little kind of male protective instincts,

there was no smoothness to, like, the, oh, we're walking down the street. Like, let's I just hold my hand without, like, us having, like, the first time. Like, how do you do that smooth the first time? Or, you know, like, in San Francisco, the streets are a little dangerous. She's like, you know, you would always, like, walk on the inside of the street, I'd be on the edge, like, right by the cars and the bombs and, like, you know, you didn't know to just, like, stand on that side. Just like the little kind of male protective instincts,

46:22

a little bit of, like, you know, pull my chair out. You know, let me sit down first. That's, like, you know, don't don't give me a high five when we're when we're, like, you know, ending the day. And don't say, like, see when we leave, like, gonna say something else, like, you know, like, new news show me. And it's like, I was like, I opened the door for you. She's like, yeah, you would, like, open the door and be like, scoot in. Like, I, like, scroll away cross and then I'll sit on this. I'll get in after you. It's like, you know, you're supposed to go to the other side and, like, they open the door for me and then you go to the other side. I was like, oh, yeah. Like, that's so much effort. Like, you know, it's fine.

a little bit of, like, you know, pull my chair out. You know, let me sit down first. That's, like, you know, don't don't give me a high five when we're when we're, like, you know, ending the day. And don't say, like, see when we leave, like, gonna say something else, like, you know, like, new news show me. And it's like, I was like, I opened the door for you. She's like, yeah, you would, like, open the door and be like, scoot in. Like, I, like, scroll away cross and then I'll sit on this. I'll get in after you. It's like, you know, you're supposed to go to the other side and, like, they open the door for me and then you go to the other side. I was like, oh, yeah. Like, that's so much effort. Like, you know, it's fine.

46:54

And and so there was a whole bunch of things like that. And I remember I dated a girl once,

And and so there was a whole bunch of things like that. And I remember I dated a girl once,

46:59

in Australia.

in Australia.

47:00

And I'll always give her credit. She was she kinda was like an amazing girl, and she taught me one thing, which was she was like, you know, whenever you're actually, we didn't even really date, we're just kind of in the flirting phase, but she was like,

And I'll always give her credit. She was she kinda was like an amazing girl, and she taught me one thing, which was she was like, you know, whenever you're actually, we didn't even really date, we're just kind of in the flirting phase, but she was like,

47:12

she was teaching me how to she was like a dancer. She was teaching me how to do, like, she was like sombo, like, champion or some shit like that.

she was teaching me how to she was like a dancer. She was teaching me how to do, like, she was like sombo, like, champion or some shit like that.

47:18

In our samba. I think samba

In our samba. I think samba

47:20

is fighting. Is it is it samba like Russian jujitsu? Yeah. Yeah.

is fighting. Is it is it samba like Russian jujitsu? Yeah. Yeah.

47:27

Samba, I guess. It's salsa. And she was like, okay. So just, like, put your hand here and then whatever. And then she, like, looked at my hand. I was like, I put it right where you said. And she's like, yeah, but look at it. And I looked at it. My hand's like, you know, like, limp, basically. It's like, my hair was bare, but, like, it was a firmness to it. It was, like, you know, it was nothing. And she goes, if you're gonna touch a girl, touch with intent.

Samba, I guess. It's salsa. And she was like, okay. So just, like, put your hand here and then whatever. And then she, like, looked at my hand. I was like, I put it right where you said. And she's like, yeah, but look at it. And I looked at it. My hand's like, you know, like, limp, basically. It's like, my hair was bare, but, like, it was a firmness to it. It was, like, you know, it was nothing. And she goes, if you're gonna touch a girl, touch with intent.

47:46

And I was like,

And I was like,

47:48

oh, and I I literally never forgot that. That was, like, fifteen years ago. And in my head, I'm always like, I got taught a real, like, lesson in, like, man stuff,

oh, and I I literally never forgot that. That was, like, fifteen years ago. And in my head, I'm always like, I got taught a real, like, lesson in, like, man stuff,

47:57

that day. I was like, how to do, like, do things with girls, like, touch with intent. And I was like, didn't even really understand what the hell she meant, but, like, that was the first time I got taught. So here's the idea.

that day. I was like, how to do, like, do things with girls, like, touch with intent. And I was like, didn't even really understand what the hell she meant, but, like, that was the first time I got taught. So here's the idea.

48:08

Basically, it's swag school.

Basically, it's swag school.

48:10

And it just teaches Indian guys how to have a little more game. So you go to a seminar. It's like toastmasters or alcoholics anonymous. And you go and you sit in a circle. And first, you just say,

And it just teaches Indian guys how to have a little more game. So you go to a seminar. It's like toastmasters or alcoholics anonymous. And you go and you sit in a circle. And first, you just say,

48:22

you know, my name is Sean, and I am awkward. And then everybody says, welcome, Sean. And then the next guy says, Hey, my name is Pradeep,

you know, my name is Sean, and I am awkward. And then everybody says, welcome, Sean. And then the next guy says, Hey, my name is Pradeep,

48:29

doctor Bay Area,

doctor Bay Area,

48:31

and I am awkward ever so well. Thank you, Kadeep. And it just goes around the circle.

and I am awkward ever so well. Thank you, Kadeep. And it just goes around the circle.

48:35

And it's gonna teach you how to how to look at a girl, how to touch a girl, how to have some presence, how to sit sit straight, stand up straight, how to dress,

And it's gonna teach you how to how to look at a girl, how to touch a girl, how to have some presence, how to sit sit straight, stand up straight, how to dress,

48:44

how to go in for a kiss, And there's just a girl there to teach you how to do it because guess what?

how to go in for a kiss, And there's just a girl there to teach you how to do it because guess what?

48:50

You can't learn it in a textbook. So that's it. Swag's cool. What do you think? Love it. Have you heard do you remember Art of Charm? Our friend Jordan, he's got a new thing, Jordan Harbisher, but now it used to be called Art of Charm. Do you remember that? It's like a,

You can't learn it in a textbook. So that's it. Swag's cool. What do you think? Love it. Have you heard do you remember Art of Charm? Our friend Jordan, he's got a new thing, Jordan Harbisher, but now it used to be called Art of Charm. Do you remember that? It's like a,

49:03

Was it like a five day boot camp for men? Is that what was it five days? Do you remember? I don't really know. I know he has the podcast, and I used to read the blog.

Was it like a five day boot camp for men? Is that what was it five days? Do you remember? I don't really know. I know he has the podcast, and I used to read the blog.

49:11

So listen to this. He spoke at one of my events, and he talked about it. And so it was him and two other guys. They had like a falling out. So this is like before they falling out. And the business was called art of charm, and it was teaching men how to be more charming.

So listen to this. He spoke at one of my events, and he talked about it. And so it was him and two other guys. They had like a falling out. So this is like before they falling out. And the business was called art of charm, and it was teaching men how to be more charming.

49:25

And he would also teach like he would go and talk to like navy seals and talk about like how to use charm to like you know, like, blend in and shit like that. And so

And he would also teach like he would go and talk to like navy seals and talk about like how to use charm to like you know, like, blend in and shit like that. And so

49:33

they were making, if I remember correctly, ten million dollars a year, hosting these What did you just say? They used to go teach navy seals how to use charm to blend in with what? Like, the water?

they were making, if I remember correctly, ten million dollars a year, hosting these What did you just say? They used to go teach navy seals how to use charm to blend in with what? Like, the water?

49:50

Water. Yeah.

Water. Yeah.

49:52

Like, he was like, you know what? All this espionage training you're doing

Like, he was like, you know what? All this espionage training you're doing

49:56

No. No. No. That's what he did.

No. No. No. That's what he did.

49:59

Monday.

Monday.

50:01

Do you need to learn from me? No. That's what he did. It was, like, Like, I don't fucking know. Like, that's just what he told me. He was like, he they called it, operators or something or special ops, special ops. That's like, dude, I wanna start a company that's called Fortune five hundred. And so people can be like, oh, yeah. I work with Fortune five hundred companies.

Do you need to learn from me? No. That's what he did. It was, like, Like, I don't fucking know. Like, that's just what he told me. He was like, he they called it, operators or something or special ops, special ops. That's like, dude, I wanna start a company that's called Fortune five hundred. And so people can be like, oh, yeah. I work with Fortune five hundred companies.

50:20

And, like, you know, hey, You're not lying.

And, like, you know, hey, You're not lying.

50:23

It sounds cool when you're pitching your services.

It sounds cool when you're pitching your services.

50:26

It's like d m v dot org or whatever that was. Maybe

It's like d m v dot org or whatever that was. Maybe

50:31

e e l s, and you could just say, yeah, I train navy seals.

e e l s, and you could just say, yeah, I train navy seals.

50:35

Well, dude. So he was making, like, ten million dollars a year hosting these, like, four day boot camps. And I knew a guy who went to one, and he said it changed my life. And this guy ended up, he was this dorky guy who I'm friends with, and he married this beautiful awesome woman. And I was like, making a joke to him, like, how'd you pull that off? And he's like, man, I went to this art of charm boot camp and he just taught me how to like be more confident and like talk to women. And it totally worked. So long story short, swag school

Well, dude. So he was making, like, ten million dollars a year hosting these, like, four day boot camps. And I knew a guy who went to one, and he said it changed my life. And this guy ended up, he was this dorky guy who I'm friends with, and he married this beautiful awesome woman. And I was like, making a joke to him, like, how'd you pull that off? And he's like, man, I went to this art of charm boot camp and he just taught me how to like be more confident and like talk to women. And it totally worked. So long story short, swag school

51:02

down on DTF with with swag school. Alright. Well, you validated me there. Okay. Great. So think we I have more I have so many more.

down on DTF with with swag school. Alright. Well, you validated me there. Okay. Great. So think we I have more I have so many more.

51:11

But I think we save it. If people like this, we can make this a recurrent thing. This is the second edition of drunk ideas. Let us know what you think in the YouTube. Pretty good. Right?

But I think we save it. If people like this, we can make this a recurrent thing. This is the second edition of drunk ideas. Let us know what you think in the YouTube. Pretty good. Right?

51:20

At least pretty good.

At least pretty good.

51:22

All feedback now in the YouTube comments. I'm replying. I'm reading every single one. Don't want emails. I don't want Twitter. I only want YouTube comments now. Are you all you're you're on board with this YouTube train? It it's going to my head. Is it going to your head? Good. It's so much fun. Yeah. Like, a, the videos get more views now. We're out of the pathetic range where it's, like, three point three thousand views.

All feedback now in the YouTube comments. I'm replying. I'm reading every single one. Don't want emails. I don't want Twitter. I only want YouTube comments now. Are you all you're you're on board with this YouTube train? It it's going to my head. Is it going to your head? Good. It's so much fun. Yeah. Like, a, the videos get more views now. We're out of the pathetic range where it's, like, three point three thousand views.

51:43

I'm just, like, oh, man, like, you know, it's like I kinda wanna

I'm just, like, oh, man, like, you know, it's like I kinda wanna

51:47

it's like I need to, like, make a disclaimer. It's like, but but the podcast is bigger. Like, you know, like Yeah. I used to say it all the time. I'd be like, well, the podcast is usually it's like, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's mostly podcast. We just start YouTube, but now it's You didn't have to print out your podcast. That's okay.

it's like I need to, like, make a disclaimer. It's like, but but the podcast is bigger. Like, you know, like Yeah. I used to say it all the time. I'd be like, well, the podcast is usually it's like, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's mostly podcast. We just start YouTube, but now it's You didn't have to print out your podcast. That's okay.

52:04

No. Now I think a lot of episodes will get twenty, thirty, forty thousand views on YouTube. So, yeah, and I'm about it. And the comment section, it is interesting. Also, some of these people are just

No. Now I think a lot of episodes will get twenty, thirty, forty thousand views on YouTube. So, yeah, and I'm about it. And the comment section, it is interesting. Also, some of these people are just

52:15

really stupid.

really stupid.

52:16

There's so many stupid commenters

There's so many stupid commenters

52:18

Like, you see some of the stuff they post. It's like, what do you what what's this have to do with anything?

Like, you see some of the stuff they post. It's like, what do you what what's this have to do with anything?

52:23

So there's a lot of stupid stuff. Oh, and there's so many scammers. The typical scam is scammer is so annoying.

So there's a lot of stupid stuff. Oh, and there's so many scammers. The typical scam is scammer is so annoying.

52:29

So there's one scammer that acts like he's us, and then there's another scammer where it's like,

So there's one scammer that acts like he's us, and then there's another scammer where it's like,

52:34

I totally agree with you, and that's why it starts following.

I totally agree with you, and that's why it starts following.

52:37

The the first guy, this guy he's pretending to be us, he replies to every comment. And his thing is my first million, but he's using, like, emoji for the letters. It's, like, and m is, like, a yellow m. Yeah. Yeah. And he's, like, come join my WhatsApp group. Yeah. Come in my WhatsApp group, and he's trying to scam me on WhatsApp. And then the other one is annoying. It's always the top comment on every video. And I'm, like, my mission in life is to, like, eviscerate this person. I hate it. And it says, I totally agree with what you just said. In fact, that's why I start following aunt Linda. She's taught me all I need to know about Forex trading and Crypto trading. If you're interested, here's her information. And then somehow they get, like, eighty

The the first guy, this guy he's pretending to be us, he replies to every comment. And his thing is my first million, but he's using, like, emoji for the letters. It's, like, and m is, like, a yellow m. Yeah. Yeah. And he's, like, come join my WhatsApp group. Yeah. Come in my WhatsApp group, and he's trying to scam me on WhatsApp. And then the other one is annoying. It's always the top comment on every video. And I'm, like, my mission in life is to, like, eviscerate this person. I hate it. And it says, I totally agree with what you just said. In fact, that's why I start following aunt Linda. She's taught me all I need to know about Forex trading and Crypto trading. If you're interested, here's her information. And then somehow they get, like, eighty

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people Yeah. To comment. And so it, like, goes up number one, and it looks legit. I hate those people. The best. I was skeptical at first, but she really turned it around for me.

people Yeah. To comment. And so it, like, goes up number one, and it looks legit. I hate those people. The best. I was skeptical at first, but she really turned it around for me.

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Oh, I turned two thousand into eighteen thousand. Thank you so much Linda Linda, if you're reading this blah blah blah. And it just goes on and that's all the comments. And it's the top comment on every YouTube video. You need it. For any finance related channel, it's so annoying.

Oh, I turned two thousand into eighteen thousand. Thank you so much Linda Linda, if you're reading this blah blah blah. And it just goes on and that's all the comments. And it's the top comment on every YouTube video. You need it. For any finance related channel, it's so annoying.

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It's like, you know, with the economy the way totally agree, but what the economy the way it is nowadays, investing is harder than ever. I'm so thankful for for, you know, Doctor. Baldwin's investing

It's like, you know, with the economy the way totally agree, but what the economy the way it is nowadays, investing is harder than ever. I'm so thankful for for, you know, Doctor. Baldwin's investing

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WhatsApp group. I, you know, it's really been a life changer for me. And then everyone's like doctor Baldwin is amazing. And it's like the same thing every single time. It's such a good it's

WhatsApp group. I, you know, it's really been a life changer for me. And then everyone's like doctor Baldwin is amazing. And it's like the same thing every single time. It's such a good it's

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such a split scam.

such a split scam.

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It's a really well done scam, and I can't, but I can't stand it.

It's a really well done scam, and I can't, but I can't stand it.

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Anyway, yeah, I'm on board YouTube. That's our place now. Which means you're gonna have to start, like, where this is my jacket. So you gotta, like, you gotta get, like, a jacket or something. You gotta get, like, a look. Well, I just have this. So,

Anyway, yeah, I'm on board YouTube. That's our place now. Which means you're gonna have to start, like, where this is my jacket. So you gotta, like, you gotta get, like, a jacket or something. You gotta get, like, a look. Well, I just have this. So,

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yes, I gotta have a look. You're absolutely right. In fact, I tweeted that out. I said I need a look.

yes, I gotta have a look. You're absolutely right. In fact, I tweeted that out. I said I need a look.

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And, people gave me a bunch of bad ideas. So I'm still looking for a good idea.

And, people gave me a bunch of bad ideas. So I'm still looking for a good idea.

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Alright. Well, who won? Okay. Am I giving grades or am I not giving grades? Pick a pick a best idea honorable mention and a worst idea.

Alright. Well, who won? Okay. Am I giving grades or am I not giving grades? Pick a pick a best idea honorable mention and a worst idea.

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I think,

I think,

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only fans for therapy is the best idea. It is, like, both funny

only fans for therapy is the best idea. It is, like, both funny

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and is actually a good idea.

and is actually a good idea.

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And,

And,

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I I just, like, I would watch. I know I could pass, like, four and a half hours on one afternoon. Like, the first half hour, I'm like, this is so stupid, but I don't quit the app. And then, like, four hours later, I'm like, this is so stupid. I'm still Honey, come up to this guy. He's so stupid. Hey, everybody on social media. Come listen to this. It's so bad.

I I just, like, I would watch. I know I could pass, like, four and a half hours on one afternoon. Like, the first half hour, I'm like, this is so stupid, but I don't quit the app. And then, like, four hours later, I'm like, this is so stupid. I'm still Honey, come up to this guy. He's so stupid. Hey, everybody on social media. Come listen to this. It's so bad.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's like me and John and k plus eight.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like me and John and k plus eight.

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For worst idea, I got a since I just pumped up Sean, I gotta take him down a notch as I Instagram Uhana's

For worst idea, I got a since I just pumped up Sean, I gotta take him down a notch as I Instagram Uhana's

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worst idea.

worst idea.

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Because I feel like you need one

Because I feel like you need one

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food. If you if your whole shtick is like all these different foods that are Instagramable,

food. If you if your whole shtick is like all these different foods that are Instagramable,

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also just like, oh, a lot of people are doing this in different ways.

also just like, oh, a lot of people are doing this in different ways.

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Instagram, Uhana's zero out of technical food would be enough, but I just like to over deliver. So -- Yeah. -- you don't get anyone. One of my greatest weaknesses.

Instagram, Uhana's zero out of technical food would be enough, but I just like to over deliver. So -- Yeah. -- you don't get anyone. One of my greatest weaknesses.

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And what was the big one you asked for?

And what was the big one you asked for?

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What is, I was gonna say you can honorable mention one of Sam's ideas, perhaps. Because, you know, otherwise

What is, I was gonna say you can honorable mention one of Sam's ideas, perhaps. Because, you know, otherwise

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I you know, my honorable mention is I wish that

I you know, my honorable mention is I wish that

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Sam had done swag school. I wish Sam had come on here and been So you know how Indian guys have no game?

Sam had done swag school. I wish Sam had come on here and been So you know how Indian guys have no game?

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Yeah.

Yeah.

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Actually This opportunity.

Actually This opportunity.

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That's all arreus.

That's all arreus.

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Alright.

Alright.

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I'm out.

I'm out.

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